Thursday, August 21, 2008

Free Mulch! and Other Thursday 13's

1. Do you have a mulcher?
2. A pickup truck?
3. Do you need dead used-to-be green matter?
4. Boy have I the solution for you.
5. Our Christmas Tree has just recently turned brown.
6. We will hopefully not be there in January when we can safely throw it out without weird looks from the HOA.
7. But I don't think the tree will make it another year.
8. So, if you have a truck and need pot-purri (ok it doesn't smell so much anymore)...
9. Maybe you need mulch? (ok maybe it is a little dry now).
10. If you like lighting things on fire?
11. Maybe you need to decorate your kids' classroom (not guaranteed to survive the travel).
12. I know, maybe you are someone with some influence over Jamil?
13. TAKE MY TREE AWAY AND OUT OF MY HOUSE!!

1 comment:

Sandi Hixson said...

i will be very excited for you on the day the tree is removed!!!! i think you might have to declare it a HOLIDAY!!!!......or actually......try for the Guiness World Book of records......hey! that's an idea! isn't it??? maybe????